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    <description>The excuse of the day.  Handy for tech support representatives.</description>
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    <dc:creator>Eric A. Meyer</dc:creator>
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    <pubDate>10 Jun 2026 00:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description>rampaging BigDogs</description>
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      <description>swine flu</description>
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      <description>Bill Gates</description>
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      <title>The Excuse of the Day for 03 Jun 2026 is...</title>
      <description>WebKit</description>
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      <pubDate>03 Jun 2026 00:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>The Excuse of the Day for 04 Jun 2026 is...</title>
      <description>nobody forwarded that memo</description>
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      <description>melting ice caps</description>
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      <title>The Excuse of the Day for 06 Jun 2026 is...</title>
      <description>General Protection Faults</description>
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      <title>The Excuse of the Day for 07 Jun 2026 is...</title>
      <description>rapidly changing air pressure</description>
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      <description>HMOs</description>
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      <description>Safari</description>
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      <description>the lack of an American work ethic</description>
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