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I Am Devloper
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I Am Devloper
@iamdevloper
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devdle.iamdevloper.io - daily dev puzzle
- 1969: -what're you doing with that 2KB of RAM? -sending people to the moon 2017: -what're you doing with that 1.5GB of RAM? -running Slack
- the dumbest person you know is being told "You're absolutely right!" by ChatGPT
- "full-stack" now means you can: build front-ends write back-ends handle devops start a podcast curate a newsletter crack an egg with one hand animate a Pixar movie dunk
- Elon Musk: I'm putting people on Mars! Developers: Fantastic, more timezones to support.
- Remember, a few hours of trial and error can save you several minutes of looking at the README.
- *google an issue* * find relevant GitHub Issue* > Ah, 2017! This must've been fixed by now! *scroll through 4 pages* _h4t0n commented 7 days ago_ > any progress on this? GODDAMMIT.
- when you're reminded you wrote the world's biggest social network in PHP
- employee: I want growth in my role company: *installs ping pong table* employee: autonomy? company: *creates fully-stocked snack room* employee: fulfilment. company: *employs a live DJ in the office* employee: *quits* company: some people just aren't a good culture fit.
- How to start a business: 1. Find a problem 2. Create a solution for it 3. Profit Apple: 1. Create a problem 2. Sell an adapter for it 3. Profit
- Marie Kondo: What is this? Me: Its called Jira Marie: Does it Spark Joy Me: Absolutely not Marie: Thank it, and then discard it
- Always enjoy seeing someone trying to exit Vim for the first time.AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJ0PWHRGW
